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NEW BUM DRINKS AT OLD NEW ORLEANS RUM DISTILLERY

Posted on February 14th, 2008

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If there weren’t so much grog involved, our upcoming visit to New Orleans would come perilously close to looking like work. (Man, we don’t even like typing that word.)

In addition to making drinks for the Pelican Club’s tiki dinner on February 22, and our book signing the next day at the Metairie Borders, a third event has just been added to our itinerary. On Monday the 25th, we’ll be at the Old New Orleans Rum distillery from 5 PM to 7 PM, shaking up two tropical cocktails we’ve created especially for the evening.

If you attend Friday’s dinner or Saturday’s book signing, admission to the Monday distillery event is free. If not, the cost is $10 — but that includes unlimited cocktails, plus a rum tasting, as well as hearty Creole food to accompany your booze. And if that’s not enough, they’re even throwing in a master distiller tour.

If you hate Mondays, this event is for you. But take care: if you sample as much of Old New Orleans’ fine rum as we plan to, you’ll end up hating Tuesday even more!

OLD NEW ORLEANS RUM DISTILLERY

PELICAN CLUB TIKI DINNER

BORDERS BOOK SIGNING

MIEHANA ON THE DELTA

Posted on February 14th, 2008

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In the current issue of New Orleans magazine, wine guru Tim McNally forsakes the grape to talk about our Miehana cocktail (recipe above). It’s a drink we created to commemorate the ground-breaking 1996 exhibit of Polynesian Pop style in mid-century Orange County, “Native Drums In The Orange Grove,” held at the Anaheim Museum. (Spell “Miehana” backwards and see what you get!)

Curators Kevin Kidney and Jody Daily wanted a drink with an orange component, hence the Grand Marnier, which was a bit too familiar a flavor when mixed with the usual rum and citrus — but reacted in an unexpectedly interesting way to the addition of coconut rum. The drink has since found its way onto the menus of several Southern California bars and restaurants, but more gratifying for us was the Miehana mug Kevin and Jody sculpted to house the drink (pictured above).

THE MIEHANA MUG

BUM BARTENDS BEACHCOMBER’S BIRTHDAY BASH

Posted on February 5th, 2008

BALI HAI

Don The Beachcomber was born on February 22, 1907, in New Orleans. So it’s only fitting that New Orleans will host “Tales Of The Tiki Cocktail,” a dinner and tropical drink tasting on Friday, Feb. 22, at The Pelican Club restaurant.

The Pelican Club has waived is “no vagrants” door policy so that the Bum can attend; he’ll be mixing your drinks and annoying you with anecdotes about Tiki in New Orleans.

Chef de Cuisine Richard Hughes has created a six course dinner to accompany six vintage exotic drinks with a New Orleans connection, including a “lost” cocktail recipe from New Orleans’ legendary midcentury Polynesian restaurant, Bali Ha’i At The Beach (pictured above). Bali Hai owner Harry J. Batt’s grandson Jay found the recipe for us just last week! Here’s the dinner’s food and drink menu:

HOUSE MADE SPRING ROLLS WITH DIPPING SAUCES
Crawfish and Ginger, Crab and Jalapeño, Duck and Pineapple, Cabbage and Shitake Mushroom

BALI BALI (WELCOME COCKTAIL)
Old New Orleans Rum, Martin Miller’s Gin, Hennessey Cognac, Citrus juices, Falernum
(A “lost” recipe from the Bali Ha’i on Pontchartrain Beach, circa 1960)

GINGER AND SESAME U-10 DIVER SEA SCALLOP
with a Louisiana Coconut-Crawfish Cake and a Cilantro-Jalapeño-Lime Dressing

MYSTERY GARDENIA
10 Cane Rum, Lime Juice, Honey-Butter, Angostura Bitters
(By Don The Beachcomber; in the 1960s, the St. Charles Hotel’s Outrigger Bar served this as the “White Cloud”)

TARTAR OF AHI TUNA “POKE”-STYLE
with Avocado Salad, Wasabi Topika and a Soy-Wasabi Vinaigrette

NUI NUI
Cruzan Estate Rum, Pimento Liqueur, Vanilla Cordial Syrup, Orange & Lime Juice, Cinnamon Syrup
(A 1930s Don The Beachcomber drink, featured both at the Outrigger and the Bali Ha’i)

SEARED SZECHUAN PEPPERCORN SEA BASS
with Red Curry Polenta, Orange Peel Shrimp, Kumquat Confit and a 4-Citrus Sauce

MISSIONARY’S DOWNFALL
Cruzan Estate Rum, Peach Brandy, Fresh Mint, Pineapple, Lime Juice
(A Don The Beachcomber recipe, served at the Bali Ha’i as “Padre’s Pitfall”)

NIMAN RANCH PORK BONE-IN RIBEYE & BRAISED PORK BELLY
with Pork Fried Rice, Cashew Pea Pods, Sweet & Sour House-Made Pickled Vegetables and a 5-Spice-Mango Barbeque Sauce

MAI TAI
Rhum Clément VSOP, Orange Curacao, Lime Juice, Sugar & Orgeat Syrups
(Trader Vic’s original recipe; every New Orleans tiki bar served their own version of this.)

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE
with Angelo Brocato’s Rum-Raisin Ice Cream and a Honey-Rum Glaze

BO-LO
Clément and Cruzan rums, Angostura Bitters, Lime & Pineapple Juices, Passion Fruit & Honey Mixes
(A 1953 version of Don The Beachcomber’s Pi-Yi)

All this will set you back $95 per person, but that includes tax and tip. And it’s for a good cause: proceeds go to the New Orleans Culinary and Cultural Preservation Society, a non-profit organization that raises funds to benefit hospitality industry members, and to preserve New Orleans’ dining and drinking history.

Reservations are required; call 504-377-7935. If you need a place to stay, the nearby Monteleone Hotel is offering a special rate of $179 on the night of the event. Mention the promotional code, TIKI, when calling to reserve a room at 800-535-9595.

If you’re not too hung over the next day, Borders Books and Music will host a Beachbum Berry book signing from 1 to 3 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 23, sponsored by Old New Orleans Rum. (That’s the Borders location at 3131 Veterans Memorial Blvd. in Metairie.)

TALES OF THE TIKI EVENT DETAILS

THE PELICAN CLUB

MONTELEONE HOTEL

NEW YORKERS GET A HART TRANSPLANT

Posted on February 2nd, 2008

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We’ve been getting a lot of mail lately from Gothamites in search of the elusive Lemon Hart Demerara rum, an essential ingredient in many of the best vintage tropical drinks.

The Demerara dilemma has just been solved by New York City cocktailian Henrik Reid, who’s graciously consented to share his findings. He suggests that interested parties “make the long voyage to one of NYC’s Caribbean neighborhoods, which is in Queens (about 45 minutes from downtown Manhattan). There is a store there that sells both the 80-proof and the 151-proof Lemon Hart: F&J Wine & Liquors, 125-20 Liberty Ave, Richmond Hill, Queens, NY, 11419. Phone: 718-738-0822.” (When you get off the subway, he cautions, you will have to pass one liquor store before you get to F&J.)

Mahalo nui loa, Henrik!

UPDATE: Another of our far-flung correspondents, Daniel Beaver-Seitz, informs us that on February 10, F&J ran out of Lemon Hart. (Daniel knows this because he bought the last bottle!) He says the owner was having difficulty getting more, “but would keep trying.” With that in mind, Daniel advises calling ahead before making the trek.

For help locating Lemon Hart in other cities, we direct you to a helpful conversation on the Tiki Central chat room (link below). But don’t try writing to the address in the ad above. It’s from 1965.

LOOKING FOR LEMON HART?

A CRUSHING REALIZATION

Posted on January 29th, 2008

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The Bum is bummed.

His longtime companion, a vintage Ice-O-Mat ice-crusher, is unwell. The hand-crank is bleeding a viscous, decades-old black lubricant, and there’s no way to open the metal housing and treat the wound.

Two years before our manual Ice-O-Mat swept us off our feet at a Burbank swap meet, we were in a committed relationship with an electric model, a little number called Number 810A (pictured above). Sure, it had been around the block a few times, but there’s no substitute for experience. We only had a year together before its motor belt snapped, only to be pronounced D.O.A. after surgery by our vacuum cleaner repairman. And before that we had shacked up with a series of other fifty-something beauties: a feisty, avocado-green Swing-A-Way; a curvy, harvest-gold Proctor Silex; a sleek, silver Rival — we loved them all, and we lost them all.

But now, after 17 years of vintage crushers, it is time to buy retail. We simply can’t take the heartbreak of falling in love with our thrift store helpmates, only to witness them succumb to the physical indignities of old age. No more May-December romances. We need a more age-appropriate relationship.

The problem is, it’s slim pickings among the younger prospects out there. They tend to be callow youths, quite unstable, with plastic parts and personalities. Some of them even advertise themselves as “vintage style,” but we’re not fooled. We need one that’s substantial, one with some stamina, one that won’t break down under pressure. Spending an average of $40 on any of these fragile, homely, high-maintenance models, just because they’re available, simply won’t do.

There is hope, though. Recently we met and kinda clicked with a Waring Pro IC70. Not much to look at, but it crushes up to 12 cups of ice at a time — about 10 cups more than all the others, for only $30 more than the others cost. We’re still at that getting-to-know-you stage … but maybe, just maybe, this could be the beginning of something real.

SHRUNKEN BUM RECIPE REVEALED!

Posted on January 22nd, 2008

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Those of you who have perused our Deadbeat Bar cocktail menu may have noticed that one of our drinks, The Shrunken Bum, used to come with a warning that the recipe is too dangerous to reveal. But since we’ve been making them for over a year now and no one has died, or even shrunk, after drinking them, we here divulge it to you.

Not that you asked, but first a little background info: It all started because our pal Bosko came up with a Shrunken Bum sculpture in our honor … at any rate, we prefer to think it was in our honor, given the sad end to the Bum the piece envisions (see photo above). The sculpture caused a minor sensation when Bosko exhibited it at the 2004 Tiki Oasis event in Palm Springs, so Bosko followed it up with a pint glass bearing a Shrunken Bum logo (photo below). Since even a glass this interesting is more interesting with a drink in it, the Bum concocted a cooler to complete the picture.

shrunken glass

To make a Shrunken Bum, place in your blender 1 ounce fresh lemon juice, 1 ounce apple juice, 1 ounce dark Jamaican rum, 3/4 ounce 151 Bacardi rum, 1/4 ounce sugar syrup, 1/8 level teaspoon powdered cinnamon, and 8 ounces (1 cup) crushed ice. Blend on high speed for at least 20 seconds. Pour into a Shrunken Bum glass half-filled with ice cubes (see link below to order one).

BOSKO’S SHRUNKEN BUM GLASS

MONKS + DRUNKS x SISTERHOOD = THE PAGO PAGO COCKTAIL

Posted on January 21st, 2008

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“The ladies of LUPEC” may sound like the title of a Playboy pictorial set in a Czechoslovakian shtetl, but nothing could be further from the truth. That’s just how the group Ladies United For The Preservation Of Endangered Cocktails (LUPEC for short) refer to themselves. LUPEC is dedicated to “dismantling the patriarchy one cocktail at a time,” a goal which we’re all for: we applaud any excuse for a cocktail, and patriarchs have traditionally had little tolerance for beach bums.

We recently had the pleasure of meeting some members of LUPEC’s Boston chapter, who’ve named themselves after vintage cocktails invented by women — Fancy Brandy, Pinky Gonzalez, and Hanky Panky among them. Ms. Panky, alias Misty Kalkofen, is a former divinity student turned bartender. “As far as the divinity thing goes,” she says about her path from bible-thumping to cocktail-shaking, “I tell folks I make people see God every night!”

She’s also doing the Lord’s work as a proselytizer for Chartreuse, a grassy, herbalicious liqueur made by Carthusian monks. Chartreuse comes in two colors: the full-strength, 110-proof green, and the lower-proof yellow. Hanky Panky and her fellow LUPECians have incorporated Chartreuse into several intriguing original cocktails, notably a sour cherry concoction called the Can Can, and a show-stopping grapefruit and cucumber number named after Billy Wilder’s Irma La Douce (see link below for recipes).

Inspired by LUPEC Boston’s creations, we combed through our cocktail library in search of vintage tropical drinks that call for Chartreuse. In a 1940 book entitled The How And When, we finally found a good one: the Pago Pago. To make it, place 1 ounce of diced fresh pineapple in your cocktail shaker, then muddle the pineapple in 1/2 ounce fresh lime juice. Add 1/4 ounce white creme de cacao, 3 teaspoons green Chartreuse, and 1 1/2 ounces gold Puerto Rican rum. Shake well with ice cubes and strain into a cocktail glass.

LUPEC BOSTON

LUPEC CHARTREUSE RECIPES

THE STARBUCKS STOPS HERE

Posted on January 2nd, 2008

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It’s come to our attention that Starbucks has discontinued its cinnamon syrup and replaced it with something they call “Cinnamon Dolce” syrup. This will be a matter of abysmal indifference to you unless A) you are a fan of overpriced sweetened lattes, or B) you actually listened to us when we wrote in Sippin’ Safari that Starbucks’ cinnamon syrup works well in Don The Beachcomber recipes that call for the stuff.

Well, it doesn’t anymore: Starbucks’ new Cinnamon Dolce formulation will not just kill, but brutally murder any tropical drink it touches. So please uncap your blackest Sharpie and cross out the recommendation in your copy of Sippin’ (page 170, line 21).

The good news is, if you don’t care to make your own syrup you can still fall back on the cinnamon-infused sugar syrup made by Sonoma Syrup Company (pictured above). But going the home-made route is much cheaper: Simply crush 3 cinnamon sticks and place them in a saucepan with 1 cup sugar and 1 cup water. Bring to a boil, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Lower heat, cover saucepan, and simmer for 2 minutes. Remove saucepan from heat and, keeping it covered, let sit at least 2 hours before straining and bottling. It should keep about a month in the fridge.

AN EDUCATED THIRST: PROFESSOR JERRY THOMAS, REMIXED

Posted on December 14th, 2007

jerry thomas

Ever wonder where Don The Beachcomber and Trader Vic got the idea for their exotic drinks? We know they both traveled to the Caribbean, where they learned about the Daiquiri and the Planter’s Punch. But they also found inspiration right in their own back yard. In the 1830s, American saloons served a libation called the Sangaree; a hundred years later, one of Don The Beachcomber’s first drinks was called the Beachcomber’s Sangaree. Curacao was the most popular liqueur for topping off 19th-century American drinks; it also happened to be one of Trader Vic’s preferred flavoring agents, and a key ingredient in the Mai Tai. Both Don and Vic used a combination of rum and brandy as a drink base — Don in the Don’s Beach Planter, Vic in the Scorpion and Fog Cutter — a combination that can also be found in several American drink recipes of the Civil War era.

How did Vic and Don know about Sangarees, curacao floats, and rum-and-brandy bases? More to the point, how do we?

The answer to both those questions is Herbert Asbury. With a little luck, you will on occasion experience the thrill of discovering a writer whose interests and sensibilities mirror your own. The Beachbum has had that thrill reading only two historians: Alan Moorehead — who chronicled the European collision with Polynesia, Australia and Africa — and Asbury, a latter-day Virgil who guided his readers through the hellish underworlds of America’s nascent cities. We tumbled to him while browsing in an Anaheim used book store in the early 1990s; the jacket of the out-of-print volume, entitled The Barbary Coast, promised “an unflinching account of the sink-hole of depravity and vice that once made San Francisco’s underworld the most dangerous spot in America.” That’s exactly what the book delivered: In a swiftly paced, “you are there” journalistic style, Asbury resurrected a vanished era with details equally lurid and hilarious. We could smell the smoke and the sweat, taste the gin and the fear, feel the joys and the terrors of a past brought vividly to life; this wasn’t just reading, this was time-traveling. Asbury pulled no punches, and left nothing to the imagination. If he were writing in 2007, that would be no big deal … but The Barbary Coast was published in 1933.

We sought out Asbury’s other books about urban underworlds, all also long out of print: The French Quarter (1936), a salacious history of New Orleans; The Gangs Of New York (1928), even grittier than the Martin Scorsese movie it inspired; and Gem Of The Prairie (1940), which gave the same treatment to Chicago’s gangs.

A pattern emerged. In each of these books, one spectral presence — tonsorially resplendent and bejeweled with diamonds — haunted the pages that dealt with saloons and the rogues who “liquorized” in them. This larger-than-life figure somehow happened to be wherever the 19th-century action was: among the murderous barflies of San Francisco during the Gold Rush … amid the dandies hobnobbing in post-Civil War Manhattan’s opulent watering holes … presiding over a Chicago deadfall packed with pickpockets and pimps … or joining the beaver-hatted carpetbaggers sipping and scheming their way through the saloons of New Orleans.

He haunted those bars not as a customer, but as the bartender. Addressed by his clientele as Gambrinus or The Professor, his given name was Jerry Thomas (pictured above). He specialized in the forerunners of the Tiki Drink, concoctions known to 19th-century Americans as “Fancy Drinks.” Contrary to the myth that back then swells only ordered French champagne (known in Denver as “imported giggle soup”) and cowpokes only drank straight whiskey (variously referred to as Nose Paint, Coffin Varnish or Scorpion Bible, after a dram of which you “woke up feeling as if a cat had kittened in your mouth”), barflies both uncouth and couth availed themselves of a wide range of Fancy Drinks, and no one forced them to draw if they did. As Richard Erdoes wrote in his 1979 book Saloons Of The Old West, “Men who went in for fancy or mixed drinks were said to have an ‘educated thirst.’ Their tastes were respected as long as they were known as regular fellows who had proven themselves at work on horseback or with a pick below ground.”

According to an 1836 menu from the Merchant’s Hotel in New York, Fancy Drinks went by such names as the Franklin Peculiar, the Timberdoodle, and the Radiator Punch. These recipes have been lost to time, but many survived: proto-cocktails called Crustas, Cobblers, Daisies, Shrubs and Scaffas appeared as late as 1947 in Trader Vic’s Bartender’s Guide, although Vic booted most of them from his 1972 revised edition. “Once they were famous. Today they are passe,” he wrote then. “And you bartenders can forget them, too. If somebody comes in to you and asks for a Sangaree, you can probably figure that he wants to be a big dealer, and he has read about this thing in some book.”

David Wondrich is a big dealer, and he has read about this thing in some book.

That book is America’s first cocktail recipe guide, The Bon Vivant’s Companion, or How To Mix Drinks, written in 1862 by Jerry Thomas himself. Herbert Asbury rescued it from obscurity by re-printing it in 1928; before opening their own bars six years later, Don The Beachcomber and Trader Vic would almost certainly have read that edition. Fifteen years ago, we read it too … but we couldn’t make head or tail of the recipes. Inscrutable ingredients were measured in vague amounts, such as “one-half wineglass tincture of cloves.” What in blazes was “a wineglass”? Four ounces? Eight? And how the hell do you make a tincture of cloves, or find “a few drops essence of gentian,” or “one ounce snake-root,” or “one grain of ambergris,” or “six glasses of dissolved calf’s-foot jelly”? It was all too much for a Bum, so we consigned the book to a shelf of other texts we couldn’t comprehend, like Finnegan’s Wake or The Seven Habits Of Highly Successful People.

Enter Mr. Wondrich, the current drinks columnist for Esquire magazine and author of several cocktail recipe guides. He has done the impossible: After years of research, he’s standardized Thomas’s inscrutable measurements and found modern equivalents for all those archaic ingredients. Not only that, he’s field-tested The Professor’s recipes and presented the best of them in a fascinating new grimoire, Imbibe! From Absinthe Cocktail to Whiskey Smash, a Salute in Stories and Drinks to “Professor” Jerry Thomas, Pioneer of the American Bar.

Imbibe! not only brings Thomas’s repertoire back to life, it also delves into The Professor’s own life and times with a vigor, verve, and eye for the telling detail that would surely have pleased Asbury himself. It will most certainly please anyone with an interest in cocktail archeology, American history, or just a ripping good page-turner of a biography.

IMBIBE!

COCKTAILS ON CAMERA

Posted on December 5th, 2007

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Over at the The Small Screen Network, drink expert Robert Hess has been performing an invaluable public service for tipplers everywhere. No, it’s not an online petition to put a restraining order between vodka and Red Bull. It’s even more valuable: He’s been hosting episodes of an online show, The Cocktail Spirit.

Part history lesson, part instructional video, and always absorbing, Hess guides viewers gently and sagely through the world of cocktail making and drinking. Fellow tropaholics will find posts on how to make such classic rum drinks as the Daiquiri, Mojito, and El Floridita; other posts offer a primer on bitters, tips on which bar tool to use with which recipe, and solid advice on how to stock your bar, as well as your cocktail library.

Our favorite posts have definitively detailed how to build two of our most beloved (and most abused by today’s bartenders) non-Tiki drinks, the Old Fashioned and the Sidecar. Now we have a new favorite post … because Mr. Hess has just added an interview he did with the Beachbum back in July. You’ll find it here:

THE COCKTAIL SPIRIT